News Unless you Puke

I listen to a lot of news. I find myself if i don’t, I’ll miss the second Coming, spreading Tsunami, in coming meteor, rising thaw water from snow, a solar width that might fry me, nonresident attack or next panic attack that has been stated for the past four years. Since i don’t want to miss these things, I listen to a lot of news.

Beause I listen to a lot of news, I know a lot of about beheadinigs and topic riddled bodies. I know a lot of about car bombs and parts of the body lying around. A few days ago they found a few few more heads in boxes in Iraq. This is absolutely no way to get ahead in war. I wish I didn’t know about that, but I really do. It makes me wonder where the rest of them went. I only know these items because I watch and listen to a lot of news.

I know too many darn opinions about a lot of stuff. I used to be handled by Limbaugh, but I do not think he believes himself sometimes and O’Reilly is just excessively angry, smart assed and repressed for my taste, but I know about this business, because I listen to a lot of news. Used to do hear a few things… in the news about their personal lives, and that was pretty cool to know they aren’t as righteous as they would have me believe. I learned that on the what is this great. I listen to a lot of you know. I listen to Air America. Now what a pretty newsy bunch when there was one. I like them. They frighten the terrible out of me, but I like them. They say everything about government and this administration that all of those other news I read about them makes me think. They make me think that the thoughts I have about about all of those other news I read about are at least normal. At least I don’t feel so alone in my reaction to all the news I read a lot of of.

I know a lot of about Political figures, especially Republican ones that love Jesus so much, some of them appear to love making war more and more so he can return or something it seems. They make love too, but appear to often get caught doing it with the wrong people and even the wrong sex. Yikes, but honest, I read it in the news. I read Mrs. Rose bush moved out of the Whitehouse recently because Mr. Us president was goofin around with… well, others. Wow, that’s pretty darn big news. Didn’t find it on Monk or AOL though, so maybe it’s not news, or maybe it is but not news for the masses, who knows? Some news tells me I won’t see this news on the news because they won’t make it news, so i guess we lose. Gosh, what is this great even tells me that this Us president might not even function as the real Us president and that so many people had their election dumped, OK Democratic voters did. Now that has to be gloomy, but seems true to me. I hear it is true, from the news, twice!

Because of the news, I know a lot of about CEO’s who take a lot of from everyone else to enrich themselves. I am talking about many of them do. What is this great fills me in on what much Congressmen and Repetitions take from the public till, but CEO’s are getting pretty darn good at it too. I find it in the news. Million dollar birthday parties, retirements that produce God envious since now he doesn’t own all the livestock on a thousand inclines after all. That former CEO does! Or at least he can. Smirking chimps all, because they always seem so sorry After they get caught, and so shocked because they are soooooo innocent, but I recently bet if no one noticed, they’d not be sorry a bit and take some more. But then at least later, . have an overabundance news. I read in the news where Enron just didn’t hand out the ability they said they didn’t have, but did and got big bucks from old people in California trying to keep warm or cool… I forget which. Made me kind of crazy. Those guys went to offender, but I hope we don’t read in the news that their full capacity friend, Mr. Us president, pardons them or something on his way to avoid the entranceway. I read in the news he can do that. It concerns me because I also read anytime the Us president left Tx as Governor and was asked who would clean up after all the damage he did, he said it was not his problem. I hope I don’t read he said that again when he leave office this time. I bet he does. I read in the news once that people don’t change much in their lives and what these were they still are for the most part.

Why do i do this to myself… you know, reading and listening to all the news and opinions about the news and the people in the news who make what is this great and wish what is this great never found them? How many heads in boxes do i really want to know about or squashed humans in earthquakes? I have to say, I am worried that if I don’t get caught up with what is this great, I’ll miss the really big one, whatever that might be. I tried once to not watch or listen to what is this great or the opinions the big boys have about it, but it didn’t work. I got nervous not so sure what I was missing. I read in the news once where they want us to be nervous about the news because fear makes a good aspect in controlling us and changing all the rules so we don’t have the same freedoms we had before they made us afraid. Gosh, I can’t win with this news thing! Now I even read news about why what is this great is the way it is!
I read once where what I thought was news was actually not. It was a lot more like a government advertisement that was built to look like news. But they got caught. I saw that on the news.

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